Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
id be glad to
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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