When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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