Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.

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(714): View more from California

Who was that guy you went home with?

(1-714): View more from California

Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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(319): View more from Iowa

i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.

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(647): View more from Ontario

my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes

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(716): View more from New York

Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.

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