Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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