I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize