She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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