Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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