Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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