i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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