Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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its like you know when i get waxed
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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