If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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