I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
