She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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