6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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I understand Curling. That high.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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