Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can you bring me the toilet please
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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