Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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