Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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