if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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