Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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