Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
not ubering you a puppy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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