How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.