If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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