Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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