i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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