im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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