Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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