He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i will never coherently bang her
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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