Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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