idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm like, not good at living.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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