I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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