Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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