She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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