I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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