what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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