Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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