Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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