I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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