There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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