So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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