I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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