We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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