This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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