summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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