We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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