One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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