I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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