But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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