i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Text me some of your sweat
i out mim tonsoeep
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