I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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