Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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