He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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