Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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