I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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