I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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