i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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