i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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