I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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